slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

otterthulhu:

if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here

(Source: otterthulhu-moved1234)